AT&T will feel the wrath of my rhyme

Paula Poundstone says, "I have tasted despair and I can tell you it's better with butter." It's going to take a hell of a lot of butter to take the taste of AT&T's betrayal out of my mouth. 

 "AT&T will cap DSL and U-Verse internet, impose overage fees" is filling me with so much despair it may ferment into pure rage.

Beware, beware!

Don't go there!

That video you're streaming,

Do you dare?

Do you dare to read the news?

Watch the game to see who'll lose?

Video chat with your sweetie?

When they're visiting Tahiti?

Fuck you, hulu watching junkie

and fuck you too, ass picking monkey

AT&T has shut the valve

We're gonna need a lot of salve

They burned us bad, and rubbed it in

They took off 14 layers of skin

But when we've recovered from the shock

We'll grab AT&T by their brazen cock

We'll snatch it up to their face

and ask "Can't you keep this in it's place?" 

Do not put this in our bill

We will not stand for this shill

This is bullshit, plain and simple

You festered, throbbing, oozy pimple

Fucking fix your network, you piece of shit

Run new fiber, the whole high speed bit

You let it lapse like nothing matters

Well it's embarrassing, it's in tatters

If you hired engineers in the United States

And paid them enough to put food on their plates

You'd have bandwidth and speed 

That we don't want, we NEED

I depend on my internet, it's how I'm sociable

I'll tolerate no limits, it's non-negotiable

I'm fucking mad, I'm really pissed off

Engineers at the space center are getting laid off

Wall Street bankers are getting giant bonuses

While people who fix things are left with the onuses

Instead of making it work like it ought to

AT&T thinks they will just charge more for the top 2

But if you'd just done your job

Instead of stroking your knob

We'd have plenty of bandwidth for all our citizens

Instead of begrudging each single bitizen