Sunday, July 25, 2010

A saw that won't cut corners

The people who use cutting tools ask a lot of them. Stanley tools deliver. With innovations like SharpTooth technology that enable our saws to cut wood 50% faster than conventional saws. In other words, the only things our tools don't cut are corners. (from Home Depot)

That is the absolutely the stupidest thing I've read all weekend. It's not a damn hole saw. It's a sheetrock saw! If it won't cut a corner then it's fucking useless! Copywriters who try to be clever with cliches need to check themselves. Don't even get me started on those sentence fragments.

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